What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:30

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love